BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen

Who knew these BIC For Her Ball Pen's would get so much attention on Amazon?  These reviews are so funny I almost peed myself... Read my favorite review below:

"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable..." -Tracy Hamilton (Amazon Reviewer)