Top 10 April Fool's Gag Gifts on Amazon

Here are a list of some of the best and hilariously funny gag gifts for sale on Amazon for April Fool's Day... or everyday.  

#1

Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

This genius invention has 90 seconds of recording time... Oh the possibilities!

#2 

Retirement Home Doormat

Get this for your middle aged friends and just leave it at their doorstep.. I'm sure there will be a welcoming response and they'll invite you right in for tea & crumpets.  

#3

Make it Rain Kit

#4

Insulting Parking Tickets

#5

Toilet Monster Decal

#6

Sound Machine - 16 Sound Effects

#7

Control Your Man Remote Controller

 #8

80's Retro iPhone Case

#9

Billy Bob Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier, Pink Lips

#10

Big Mouth Toilet Mug

Liquid Ass *Fart Prank*

Ughh.. I guess to go along with our fake poop theme, here we have found this gem... "Liquid Ass - Fart Prank"   Also, yet another funny gag gift.  But seriously check out the reviews if you want a good laugh.

                                                      “That's what it smells like. ”- Brian (Amazon Reviewer)

Fake Human Poop

Ugh... I honestly can't look at this fake human poop picture without gagging.. but guess what?  It's fake!  Talk about the ultimate gag gift!  But seriously, gross!   And for $2.62, it might be worth it for the perfect gag gift.

Canned Unicorn Meat

MMMM... I've always wondered what unicorn meat tastes like.  I'm fully expecting to be crapping rainbows for days. 

"Don't order this product if you have a conscience. The unicorns in the industrial unicorn farms live in appalling conditions, in many cases worse than those of the pegasus ranches...." click here to read more hilarious reviews.

Giant Swiss Army Knife

This Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant seems to contain EVERY single tool you may need in the course of your lifetime.  "87 Implements for almost every situation"  This thing is fo' real!

"It's a great knife, it's just that the toothpick is in the center of the knife so when you use it, it looks like your playing some kinda f'd up harmonica." - MozartFX (Amazon Reviewer)

Testicle Self Exam Form

Testies, Testies...1. 2. 3.??

3B Scientific Testicle Self Exam Form... Pretty sure this is an actually legit exam package you can buy..... for your package.  

"Now the priest is sad." -Tricky Rick (Amazon Reviewer)

Top 10 Best Animal Face T-Shirts

I decided to make a list of my favorite animal face t-shirts, partly because (yup, you got me) I think they're cool, and also because they are RANDOM.  So it had to be done.  Here are the Top 10 Best Animal Face T-Shirts.  Make sure you appreciate just how glorious they really are.  Oh and the reviews for each of these are pretty comical as well, if you have some time on your hands.  

The Cat Tee

The Kittens Tee (this one is especially glorious)

The Bunny Tee

The Meerkat Tee

The Eagle Tee

The Gorilla Tee

The Cow Tee

The Golden Retriever Tee

The Lion Tee

The Punky Monkey Tee

The Yodelling Pickle

Accoutrements has yet to fail me on their gag gifts... This yodelling pickle must be a real charmer for whatever you'd like to play it at.  I mean, if I saw a homeless guy on the street playing one of these... I just might give him a dollar or two.

Favorite Review from Amazon:

"After hearing the music of Nickelback and being highly disappointed, I began a quest to find something better. This item fits the bill perfectly. The yodeling pickle shows much more talent, creativity, and potential than Nickelback ever has, or will, show. SALUTE THE PICKLE!" - Dean Clean (Amazon Reviewer)

Giant Horse Mask

I suppose you could be the life of the party with this Giant Horse Mask (by Accoutrements)...perhaps for the first 5 minutes and then I would think it would be a bit awkward.  Regardless, who wouldn't have fun with this horse mask?  Great for prank gifts, gag gifts, co-worker pranks, etc...

Best Reviews:

"It's not big enough to completely cover a horse's head, and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them, either. I guess it doesn't matter. Even if those problems were fixed, it didn't convince my daughter her horse wasn't dead. Thanks a lot, Accoutrements." - Sellg7 (Amazon reviewer)

Nuclear Energy Powder Uranium Yellowcake Flavor

Harcos Labratory Nuclear Energy Powder Uranium Yellowcake Flavor for the bargain price of $2.06!  Product description says: "Stay alert at work, school or your fallout shelter"  seriously?!?

UFO Detector

This UFO Detector is pretty random & has some pretty darn funny reviews on Amazon.  Below is one of my favorites, but their are several more funny reviews to be read.  

"This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head"