The 10 most expensive items on Amazon

This post is a working list of the most expensive (legitimate) items you can buy on Amazon.  I thought about making it the top 10 most expensive things you could buy on Amazon... but that's a little much to maintain. If you have found something that is more expensive than what is on this list, PLEASE share it with me so I can update.  Keep in mind, a lot of products you might find on Amazon that are more expensive are likely by personal retailers that are setting their prices exorbitantly high (or low) to make it stand out and draw in curious people.  This list is an attempt at making a legitimate list of the 5 most expensive things I can find.

Waterfall Audio "Niagara" Diamond Glass Floor Standing Loudspeakers - Pair

Price:

$53,999.95

Armand Nicolet Women's 7151V-NN-P915NR8 M03 Classic Automatic Gold with Diamonds Watch

Price:

$36,300.00

Sony VPL-VW1000ES 4K Home Theater ES Projector

Price:

$24,998.00

JET GH-2280ZX, with 2-axis ACU-RITE 200S DRO and Taper Attachment

Price:

$24,818.98

Nam Cho "Bull's Eye" Electric Blue Sapphire and Kyanite Cuff Bracelet in 18k

Price:

$22,800.00

 

Howard Miller 611-030 The J.H. Miller Grandfather Clock

Price:

$15,677.20

And as an honorable mention since it was so close to being in the top 5.  Plus, accordions rock... especially ones this expensive.

Hohner Morino IV 120 Bass Deluxe Piano Accordion

Price:

$13,595.00

What'd I miss?

World's Largest Crossword Puzzle

This "World's Largest Crossword Puzzle" would be such a great gift for any puzzle addict!  Sizing in at 7' x 7' it can be done on the floor or on your wall, so it's a bonus wallpaper as well.

World's Largest Gummy Bear!

How exactly would you attempt to eat this delicious treat?  With a fork & knife?  Or would you just take a big ol' bite out of it?  I figured the World's Largest Gummy Bear would be bigger than this... but hey this one's equivalent to 1,400 regular gummy bears!

And if you're a gummy fanatic then don't forget about the World's Largest Gummy Worm!

Barack Obama Chia Pet

Barack Obama Chia Pet - the shrine you never knew you wanted.  

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!  Who wouldn't want this beauty sitting on your kitchen windowsill?  It surely won't freak out your friends and neighbors!  Ahhh...I kid, I kid.  The part I think I would like best is being able to give our 44th & 45th President a fresh hair do. snip snip!  

review from amazon: "I purchased a Chia Obama and a Chia Romney to have our own Presidential race. Both chia-candidates had significant allopecia, though chia-Romneys larger head size gave him the edge as he seemed to retain more water and sprout better."

Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

Keep your lips moist and meaty all day long!  MMMMM....bacon flavored lip balm...Now you can not only get some extra kisses from your man, but your dog too! 

Butt - Face Soap

Butt-Face Soap  No explanation needed here.  Great gag gift, stocking stuffer, office prank gift for the "smelly co-worker".

"Color coded so no one gets confused!"

Fred Holy Toast Bread Stamper

Fred Holy Toast Bread Stamper... makes your breakfast more meaningfully delicious.  

Now you can really see an image of "Holy Mother" in your toast!  No longer do you have to daydream!  To me, the actual piece of stamped toast is so blurry it looks a bit like an alien.  But, I guess we can't get picky now!  

Look & Feel Canadian Breathe Spray

Don't Cha Know?!  Finally "Look & Feel Canadian Breathe Spray" is available!!! The product features say: "Gain insight into deep issues through a Breath Spray"

Pretty comical reading thru the reviews...

"Whenever I use it I get an urge to play hockey and hang out at a Tim Horton's and I don't even know what a Tim Horton's is."

5 Great Gifts To Get Your Wife or Girlfriend for Valentine's Day

Here are a few non-funny & maybe not so random finds, but seriously great gifts for men to buy women on Valentine's Day.  I hope this helps make your life a little easier this year, fellas.    

1.  Picnic Backpack Cooler w/ Blanket for Two  - How romantic is a hike and then surprising your girl with some wine & apps in one of your favorite spots?  This picnic backpack is a great Valentine's Day gift to surprise your one and only & spend one special day together.  And if you're going for a picnic on the beach, this might help you out too! 

2. TOM's Women's Classic Rope Slip-on Shoes are seriously the most comfortable shoe out there right now.  Not only are they stylish with a pair of skinny jeans and a t-shirt, they're also great with casual dresses and can be worn all year round.  Every time you buy a pair of TOM's shoes, they donate a pair to charity.

3. The Hanky Panky Signature Lace Thong for $18 is another great Valentine's gift & a sexy Valentine's gift for your wife too.  She will love them and feel sexy in them, which will make you appreciate them even more!  A celeb fave, these Hanky Panky thongs are one-size fits all (if you're scared of buying the wrong size, you shouldn't have to worry about these) stretch to fit, wide waist-band for comfort and come in an assortment of colors to choose from.  Trust me, your girl

 will LOVE them.  

4. The Infinity Scarf could be meaningful or it could just be a cute and practical gift for your girl.  Both of these would make good Valentine's Day gifts.  This Light Gray Soft Ruffles Infinity Loop Wrap Scarf would be perfect gift that says "I want to be warm & cozy with you" on Valentine's Day..

Here's another great option:

Trendy, Classy, Plaid Design Infinity Scarf 

5.  Pangea Organics Massage Oil & Body Oil - Pyreness Lavender with Cardamon Bath Oils.  I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day should also be named "Backrub's Day".  This massage oil will be well received, my friend.  And maybe someday she'll return the backrub favor.  

"Rejuvenating, soothing, healing and relieves tension"

  

Best Valentine's Day Gifts for Apple fanatics in 2013

Under $400

Apple iPad Mini --  Cause everybody wants one of these whether they think they do or not

Under $300

Bose Soundlink Bluetooth Mobile Speaker II --  Cause wireless speakers are a necessity these days

Under $100

Apple TV --  Did you know you can hook these up to stereo's and stream media to your TV or Home Stereo in HD?  You can, and it's awesome.

iTunes Gift card - Because there is something for everybody on iTunes

Coolstream Bluetooth Receiver for iPhone Dock --  Did you know they make bluetooth adapters you can plug into any old iphone/ipod 30-pin dock connector and work seamlessly with any bluetooth enabled device.  So you don't need to buy a new stereo or anything... you can just buy one of these and get a few more years out of the one you have!  The perfect gift!

Lightening to 30-pin converter -- Most people need one of these, but NOBODY wants to buy them for themselves... buy one of these for the Apple fanatic in your life and it will be one of the most appreciated gifts you could get them this year.  Promise.

5 Best Gag Gifts for Valentine's Day

Here are the 5 Best Gag Gifts for pretty much everybody on Valentine's Day.  For your wifey or hubby, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your newly single friend.  Make someone feel special and buy one of these...I dare you!

1. Westminster Butt Face Towel   For your "type-A" guy or girl who likes to keep things separate! Such a funny Valentine's gift.  I personally appreciate the brown side for the butt... I guess in case you didn't get your butt clean in the shower.

2.  Big Mama Undies  What a good Valentine's day gift.  Pure Sex Appeal.

3.  Accoutrements Emergency Underpants  For your friend who just can't hold it.  These reviews are hilarious....“Great for a purse size too! ” 

4.  Asshole Repellent - The Ultimate Gag Gift.  For your single friends, or newly single friends.  Give them a laugh on Valentines Day.  

5.  Crazy Cat Lady Game - For your eccentric single girlfriend or boyfriend  :)

5 ACTUALLY Great Valentine's Day Gifts Under $40

Here are five legitimately great Valentine Day gifts that maybe you haven't thought of yet.  Does anybody have any other good gift ideas that I haven't thought of yet?


1.  "Say I Love You" Couples Pillowcases by BoldLoft- $36.  These are such a cute and functional gift!  romantic valentines gifts for couples, cute valentines gifts for couples, good couple gifts for valentines day, romantic anniversary gifts.

2.  Valentine Amore Romantic Gift Set- Bed of Roses Scented Floating Silk Rose Petals & Tea light Candles.  

3.  Martha Stewart's Cupcakes - 175 Inspired Ideas For Everyone's Favorite Treat "The perfect cupcake for every occasion!"  Buy this for your girl / guy and pick your favorite recipe to bake together on Valentines Day!  I mean come on.. you can't go wrong with Martha.  

                                   

4.  Chocolate Dipped Oreo Cookies Decorated With Love!   For only $15 and Amazon Prime, are you kidding me?  I don't think you can get any lazier when it comes to buying gifts for your loved one.  But they'll never know!  Do it.. they're decorated with love and all.  

5.  22 Piece LED Flameless Candle Set by Candle Impressions  Only $23 on Amazon Prime!  Buy this and set them out for your Valentine's Day dinner in with wine and chocolates.  Your guy or girl will surely appreciate it.  

  

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

I'm not sure how I missed this Relaxman Relaxation Capsule when I was searching for the most expensive and ridiculous things sold on Amazon.  But I just stumbled upon this little gem!  For the bargain price of only $49,999.95, it must be worth it!

This review had me laughing pretty hard though.. It's worth the read.  Click to read more pretty hilarious reviews on absolutely ridiculous and expensive things sold on Amazon.  

"I boarded the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule on the 12th day of the month with a few live chickens, cans of beans and firewood and I sealed the door.Unfortunately, I got stomach gas and there is no exhaust chamber vent to air out the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule. Also, there are no windows to see in which direction I am rowing."

Vip Bleacher 10 Row / 140 Seat / 21' Fence

First of all... this is a BARGAIN!  Who wouldn't want your very own VIP Bleacher Seats?!? This has got to be one of the most ridiculous & odd things sold on Amazon.  Second of all.. the reviews on this are so funny.  If you need a boost to your day, read these.  

Price:

$12,685.39

 No big deal... I'd totally buy this if only it was available with Amazon Prime.  Oh well.. I'll keep looking for my VIP Bleacher Seats elsewhere.

“I really like my female next door neighbor so I placed the bleachers in my back yard facing her bedroom. ”C. W. Garrison  |  1 reviewer made a similar statement

“In closing, if you have a bleacher fetish like myself, this is an ideal home model. ”Chang Bonda  |  1 reviewer made a similar statement

“Although we had been using simple lawn furniture in the past, what made me turn to this was the quality, all aluminumconstruction. ”Laura I