The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Okay so we all have some distant (or maybe not so distant) relatives who adorn their home with blankets, pillows, lamps, rugs & framed art with images of this beautiful creature.  And maybe when I was in my mid-twenties & single, my roommate and I had a "North American Wildlife Theme Party" where we required our guests to wear any shirt they could find (preferably from their favorite truck stop gift area) with a wolf's face on it, maybe some deer drinking some water from a pond, or some untamed mustangs...The classier the better!  So when I came across this listing on Amazon, it brought back some fond memories of getting my drink on with friends & wearing a shirt almost as precious as this. I wish I could have invited some of the people that wrote some of these hilarious & ridiculous comments.

Favorite review excerpts:  (click HERE for the full review page)

Dual Function Design
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened.

May have side effects
The effect that this t-shirt has on women is pretty impressive. Unfortunately its natural healing powers reversed my vasectomy and I impregnated nine women in two weeks before I realized. They all had twin boys.