Beard of Bees!

• 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
• Fits most adult faces
• None of the danger of using real bees!!!

From the reviews:

As a young and upcoming professional in today's busy world, having a fresh beard of bees every morning was essential in helping me compete with the big dogs at my company. But the cost and hassle of applying a fresh beard every morning was becoming too much for even someone of my vast resources, so I knew I needed an alternative. I scoured the internet for a solution to my unBEErable problem (I am so, so sorry...) and at last, I stumbled across this little gem.