Weener Kleener Soap

Just like it says on the box: "personal hygiene has never been as stimulating".  Who knew there would be so many gag gifts on Amazon?  This Weener Kleener soap has got to be one of the funniest bachelor or bachelorette party gag gifts you can find.  Or maybe your boyfriend/hubby actually needs this?

Funny reviews to be seen... here's my favorite:

Pros: This is a hit at the bath house, we play ring toss for hours!

Cons: Waaay too big, it keeps falling off and retrieving it causes a train 8 guys deep.

Oh, and it tastes gross.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster Belt

If this doesn't scream class, I don't know what does!  Tired of bringing over the boring bottle of wine to a dinner party?  Spice up your life and buy this 6-pack Redneck Beer Holster Belt.  Perfect gag gift (or perhaps a great gift for your 'always drinking' friend?)  This beer holster belt would be great for any college student, halloween costume (for the person who doesn't really want to dress up), sexy super-bowl outfit, party camping gear, party hunting gear.... I'm pretty sure you could use this at any tailgating party, the list goes on and on!

For only $6.69 Amazon prime, how could you go wrong??  Come on, be the hit of the party.

"Hey honey, I brought you an iced-tea!"  
"No thanks, I got a fresh beer." quote from Old School

Live LadyBugs--1500 Count!

Orcon LB-C1500 Live Ladybugs, Approximately 1,500 Count

List Price:	$19.99
Price:	$3.95

Live Adult Ladybugs Prefer To Eat Aphids Can Devour Up To 50 Aphids A Day Dine Only On Insects Will Not Harm Vegetation

A steal at less than $4 per 1500 bugs.

5 cheapest things on Amazon

5 Cheapest legitimate physical products sold on Amazon

Why are THESE the top 5 cheapest products on Amazon, you might ask?  It's simple really, a lot of people might point out the myriad items available for a listed $0.01 on the website... but THESE items are different in that each of them are available with Amazon Prime.  That means, if you are a Prime member of Amazon, you could have all of these items delivered to your doors within 2 days, free of charge, and pay nothing more than the listed price.  Many "cheaper" items are sold by individual retailers which charge a hefty personal shipping fee--The items below are the perfect items to add to your cart if you are just barely below the free shipping threshold and need to add something cheap to put your cart total over the top!

Without further adieu...

GF Piping Systems PVC Pipe Fitting, 90 Degree Elbow, Schedule 40, White, 1/2" Slip Socket 

Price:

$0.32

Stainless Steel Machine Screw, Pan Head, Phillips Drive, Black Oxide Finish, #2-56, 3/16" Length, Pack Of 10

Price:

$0.39

Christ's Ministry from Baptism to Pentecost [Paperback]

Price:

$0.39  (this item is literally just a sheet of paper)

167 Buna-N O-Ring, 70A Durometer, Black, 7" ID, 7-3/16" OD, 3/32" Width (Pack of 1)

Price:

$0.39

Bunting Bearings AA225-3 3/16" Bore x 1/4" OD x 5/8" Length Powdered Metal SAE 841 Sleeve (Plain) Bearings

Price:

$0.44

Beard of Bees!

• 10" long vinyl Beard of Bees
• Fits most adult faces
• None of the danger of using real bees!!!

From the reviews:

As a young and upcoming professional in today's busy world, having a fresh beard of bees every morning was essential in helping me compete with the big dogs at my company. But the cost and hassle of applying a fresh beard every morning was becoming too much for even someone of my vast resources, so I knew I needed an alternative. I scoured the internet for a solution to my unBEErable problem (I am so, so sorry...) and at last, I stumbled across this little gem.

Dog Treadmill

I'd be very curious to see the sales numbers on this small dog treadmill.  I'd also like to see a comparison chart that looks at the amount of wealth an individual that owns one of these has and it's relationship to the circumference of their waistlines.

What do you think?

Mmmm... Dick pudding with Cock Flavored Seasoning

Fortunately for us all, the Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding is sold in 6 packs.  As an added double-rainbow bonus, it also appears to be microwaveable.  If the taste isn't quite to your liking, be sure to order the Cock flavored seasoning to take it to the next level of delight.  

Taste the flavor!

Ninja Folding Grappling Hook

Ah.... and here we have a ninja grappling hook.  It's so weird, the other day I was saying how I really wished I could find a good ninja folding grappling hook to add to my ninja collection.  And to be honest, the product features are what crack me up:

• Grappling hook folds down for compact and easy carrying
• Talons can be locked into position assuring a safe assent
• Rated to over 800 pounds
• Includes 33 ft. of tough braided nylon rope
• Complete your Ninja collection

My favorite review... linked to the full review page: 

"The manufacturer failed to mention that when you purchase this, you are automatically enrolled in the Hatano/Tokugawa clan war. I don't have time to deal with an honor dispute dating from feudal Japan, I have a job and things to do..." 

Spock Cookie Jar

Although there are several good competitors in the market for completely unique AND largely unnecessary cookie jars, ranging from Star Wars to Spiderman to Elvis, I think the Spock from Star Trek cookie jar takes the cake for most awkward thing you could have on your counter.

I think even if you liked these themes you could probably venture to guess that they would still serve as good gag gifts in just about any scenario.

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1 Gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk

Yup, a whole gallon of whole milk.

The reviews for this one, like many we feature here, serve as good reading material if you're bored at work.  You could read them for hours and not get through half of them.

Chateau du Lait Blanc, watch out!

One should not be intimidated by Tuscan Whole Milk. Nor should one prejudge, despite the fact that Tuscan is non-vintage and comes in such large containers. Do not be fooled: this is not a jug milk. I always find it important to taste milk using high-quality stemware -- this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler.

On a Budget
I love Tuscan Whole Milk, but sometimes on my college budget buying a whole gallon can seem impossible! 

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Can never be too careful--Thankfully, Amazon sells this life saver for your public interactions!

WTF? Red Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp

Having a hard time at work communicating or expressing your feelings?  This stamp will surely do the trick!  Who needs therapy when you have a "WTF" stamp?!  Tell it like it is!

"Ummmm, yeah....I'm gonna need those TPS reports"  Feel free to WTF all over them!  This just screams job security, friends.  

Guardian Angel

This just looks painful.

I miss Mr. Prickles

I have no idea about what this thing is suppose to do but it's a wonderful surrogate for my dead hedgehog. RIP Mr. Prickles

Didn't regenerate my organ!
Recently we moved from our walk-up penthouse apartment to new digs in the city. Tragically, the clumsy movers (Two Oafs and a Truck) dropped my beloved Kimball 800 Swinger in the 7th floor stairwell. My prized organ was in pieces spread between the 5th and 6th floors, with some of the loose keys trickling all the way down to the lobby. Three years later I was still waiting for the moving company's insurance check when I spotted the Guardian Angel on Amazon. Perfect! I bought two just to be safe. I put them in the box with the organ pieces and shook it up real good. However, even after waiting a few days, there was no improvement in the organ's condition. I don't know - perhaps they are brand specific and I got Wurlitzer models?

Uranium Ore

I still can't believe this is a real thing for sale.  But, it's in stock!

Great Product, Poor Packaging

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.

I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Can't wait til this bad-boy is back in stock!

Finally, a tank you can trust

Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

Overall, a great tank.

Not suitable to meet serious threats 

My nemesis neighbor next door (who also happens to be the President of the Homeowners Association) got a surplus WWII Sherman tank off of eBay, and built a garage around it, so this Badonkadonk was not sufficient for my needs or intentions.

I met no resistance when returning the tank.

Big Mama Undies

These SURE do look comfortable!

This is potentially the best gag gift you could get for an anniversary or Valentine's Day.  Get a Victoria Secret box and slip this sexy lingerie in for a pleasant surprise.  Great joke, and at under $20 I don't see how you could go wrong!


Click HERE to see for yourself!

Best deal on the Internet!

It speaks for itself!

With a discount of over $40,000, I don't see how you can let this opportunity slip away.

Price:	$175,498.25
Sale:	$134,998.65
You Save:	$40,499.60 (23%)

Review excerpt below but see for yourself!

Best Deal on the Internet
Was it worth three of my organs, my participation in a donkey show, and $3753.14 on an Amazon Prime Card? Yes, yes, and yes.

How to Avoid Huge Ships

Probably a pretty good book... for the right person.

Reads like a whodunnit!

After reading them I haven't been hit by anything bigger than a diesel bus. Thanks captain!

TOO Informative

Read this book before going on vacation and I couldn't find my cruise liner in the port. Vacation ruined.

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Okay so we all have some distant (or maybe not so distant) relatives who adorn their home with blankets, pillows, lamps, rugs & framed art with images of this beautiful creature.  And maybe when I was in my mid-twenties & single, my roommate and I had a "North American Wildlife Theme Party" where we required our guests to wear any shirt they could find (preferably from their favorite truck stop gift area) with a wolf's face on it, maybe some deer drinking some water from a pond, or some untamed mustangs...The classier the better!  So when I came across this listing on Amazon, it brought back some fond memories of getting my drink on with friends & wearing a shirt almost as precious as this. I wish I could have invited some of the people that wrote some of these hilarious & ridiculous comments.

Favorite review excerpts:  (click HERE for the full review page)

Dual Function Design
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened.

May have side effects
The effect that this t-shirt has on women is pretty impressive. Unfortunately its natural healing powers reversed my vasectomy and I impregnated nine women in two weeks before I realized. They all had twin boys.

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer - Finally My Problems Are Solved!

This banana slicer is a goldmine!

You might think you have an idea of how necessary (or unnecessary) a product like this might be in your kitchen.  If you're like me, before you knew this even existed you probably never thought anything about slicing a banana for your kids cereal or for your own consumption.  Regardless, when I stumbled upon this product on Amazon I could not believe how fruitful the comments section of this product were for laughs.  Excerpts are below, but seriously, you could spend hours going through the glowing reviews for this product on amazon itself.

Review highlights: (click HERE to see the review page on amazon itself)

Angle is wrong
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.

Saved my marriage

The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier"

RandAmazon Introduction

Okay, let's not try to dream this up too much.

I've gotten a good bit of entertainment from the random and ridiculous products, and product reviews, I've stumbled upon at Amazon over the years.  If nothing more, this blog will be my own personal catalog of things I find funny on that website.  Maybe, if you think they're funny or worthy of checking out, you'll check back from time to time and see what else new I've found.  It's completely up to you.  If you have something you think I should see, please, share the link.