Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Top Christmas & Holiday Gag Gifts

Here are some of the best random prank gifts for the Christmas & Holiday season, all affordable, under $10 and worth every penny! These are hilarious gift ideas and will add just a little extra sarcastic humor to & holiday cheer to your living room on Christmas morning. Who wouldn't want a shower coffee maker + soap dispenser in one? These truly are the best holiday prank gifts.

These Prank Boxes will fool whoever you're giving your gift to. *They're actually just a prank box, so you can put your real gift inside and wrap it up. Pretty clever, eh?? Scroll down to get a good laugh. I think "Toe Tunes" is my favorite. I actually kind of want it. And I literally laughed out loud when I saw iDrive.

1. Family Blankeez

2. Prank Pack Bathe & Brew

3. Wake & Bake Griddle

8. Toe Tunes (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE)

9. The iDrive

10. Extreme Chores

Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag

There are some seriously funny, 'laugh until you cry' reviews on this amazon listing for Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears. If you have some time to spare and want a good laugh, click HERE. A few of my faves are below. Hilarious stuff my friends! Random humor at it's best.

"Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005." -C. Torok (Amazon reviewer)

"Ideal Gift For Your Congressional Representatives" -Deleriouslyhappytaxpayer (Amazon reviewer)

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Awkward Family Photos

Check this out.....An awkward family photos book.....you can even look through the book online HERE. I'm digging this denim family of 5 here with there pancake stack photo shoot. Talk about random. If you need a funny gag gift for someone and have no idea what to get them, you can't go wrong with this! *note to self: have my family wear all light denim and dark denim for our holiday christmas cards this year & freak everyone out.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Playmobil Security Check Point

Okay, seriously??

Practice going through security for you flight with this Playmobil Security Check Point toy set!!

"This toy would be a lot more realistic with about 350 people standing in line for an average of an hour. It still makes a nice set with the interrogation room."- M. McKnight- Amazon Reviewer"

Thursday, May 9, 2013

"Things Better Than BOOBS" Hardcover

Get your "Things Better Than BOOBS" book while you still can!!! Great gag gift!

"Finally, a book that held my attention the whole way through. Gets a little stale in the middle but rounds out nicely in the end. Simply busting with insights, and a real titular experience." -Randall S. Castillo (Amazon reviewer)

Monday, April 22, 2013

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

This "Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk" has some very impressive sarcastic reviews:

"My husband Brad always warns me not to try and update my Facebook page while I'm driving. "You'll hit another pedestrian," he says. "This isn't the Enterprise, there isn't a deflector array." Then along comes a miracle product like this! I can now happily fly at warp speed down the streets of Los Angeles, laptop or mobile device perched right in front of me, so I can keep..."-George Takei (Amazon Reviewer)

BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen

Who knew these BIC For Her Ball Pen's would get so much attention on Amazon? These reviews are so funny I almost peed myself... Read my favorite review below:

"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable..." -Tracy Hamilton (Amazon Reviewer)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The Extendable Spoon

If you ever need to eat your yogurt from a distance....you might need the Extendable Spoon, for the extra lazy......or perhaps your dining chairs are too high from the table? Only $9 on Amazon Prime!

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Top 10 April Fool's Gag Gifts on Amazon

Here are a list of some of the best and hilariously funny gag gifts for sale on Amazon for April Fool's Day... or everyday.

#1

Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

This genius invention has 90 seconds of recording time... Oh the possibilities!

Retirement Home Doormat

Get this for your middle aged friends and just leave it at their doorstep.. I'm sure there will be a welcoming response and they'll invite you right in for tea & crumpets.

Make it Rain Kit

Insulting Parking Tickets

Toilet Monster Decal

Sound Machine - 16 Sound Effects

Control Your Man Remote Controller

80's Retro iPhone Case

Billy Bob Two Front Teeth Baby Pacifier, Pink Lips

#10

Big Mouth Toilet Mug

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Liquid Ass Fart Prank

Ughh.. I guess to go along with our fake poop theme, here we have found this gem... "Liquid Ass - Fart Prank" Also, yet another funny gag gift. But seriously check out the reviews if you want a good laugh.

“That's what it smells like. ”- Brian (Amazon Reviewer)

Fake Human Poop

Ugh... I honestly can't look at this fake human poop picture without gagging.. but guess what? It's fake! Talk about the ultimate gag gift! But seriously, gross! And for $2.62, it might be worth it for the perfect gag gift.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Canned Unicorn Meat

MMMM... I've always wondered what unicorn meat tastes like. I'm fully expecting to be crapping rainbows for days.

"Don't order this product if you have a conscience. The unicorns in the industrial unicorn farms live in appalling conditions, in many cases worse than those of the pegasus ranches...." click here to read more hilarious reviews.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Giant Swiss Army Knife

This Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant seems to contain EVERY single tool you may need in the course of your lifetime. "87 Implements for almost every situation" This thing is fo' real!

"It's a great knife, it's just that the toothpick is in the center of the knife so when you use it, it looks like your playing some kinda f'd up harmonica." - MozartFX (Amazon Reviewer)

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Testicle Self Exam Form

Testies, Testies...1. 2. 3.??

3B Scientific Testicle Self Exam Form... Pretty sure this is an actually legit exam package you can buy..... for your package.

"Now the priest is sad." -Tricky Rick (Amazon Reviewer)

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Top 10 Best Animal Face T-Shirts

I decided to make a list of my favorite animal face t-shirts, partly because (yup, you got me) I think they're cool, and also because they are RANDOM. So it had to be done. Here are the Top 10 Best Animal Face T-Shirts. Make sure you appreciate just how glorious they really are. Oh and the reviews for each of these are pretty comical as well, if you have some time on your hands.

The Cat Tee

The Kittens Tee (this one is especially glorious)

The Golden Retriever Tee

The Lion Tee

The Punky Monkey Tee

The Yodelling Pickle

Accoutrements has yet to fail me on their gag gifts... This yodelling pickle must be a real charmer for whatever you'd like to play it at. I mean, if I saw a homeless guy on the street playing one of these... I just might give him a dollar or two.

Favorite Review from Amazon:

"After hearing the music of Nickelback and being highly disappointed, I began a quest to find something better. This item fits the bill perfectly. The yodeling pickle shows much more talent, creativity, and potential than Nickelback ever has, or will, show. SALUTE THE PICKLE!" - Dean Clean (Amazon Reviewer)

Monday, March 11, 2013

Giant Horse Mask

I suppose you could be the life of the party with this Giant Horse Mask (by Accoutrements)...perhaps for the first 5 minutes and then I would think it would be a bit awkward. Regardless, who wouldn't have fun with this horse mask? Great for prank gifts, gag gifts, co-worker pranks, etc...

Best Reviews:

"It's not big enough to completely cover a horse's head, and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them, either. I guess it doesn't matter. Even if those problems were fixed, it didn't convince my daughter her horse wasn't dead. Thanks a lot, Accoutrements." - Sellg7 (Amazon reviewer)

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Nuclear Energy Powder Uranium Yellowcake Flavor

Harcos Labratory Nuclear Energy Powder Uranium Yellowcake Flavor for the bargain price of $2.06! Product description says: "Stay alert at work, school or your fallout shelter" seriously?!?

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

UFO Detector

This UFO Detector is pretty random & has some pretty darn funny reviews on Amazon. Below is one of my favorites, but their are several more funny reviews to be read.

"This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head"

Thursday, February 21, 2013

The 10 most expensive items on Amazon

This post is a working list of the most expensive (legitimate) items you can buy on Amazon. I thought about making it the top 10 most expensive things you could buy on Amazon... but that's a little much to maintain. If you have found something that is more expensive than what is on this list, PLEASE share it with me so I can update. Keep in mind, a lot of products you might find on Amazon that are more expensive are likely by personal retailers that are setting their prices exorbitantly high (or low) to make it stand out and draw in curious people. This list is an attempt at making a legitimate list of the 5 most expensive things I can find.